Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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