It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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