Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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