I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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