Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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