After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Dick very happy bro
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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