Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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