she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Fuck appropriateness.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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