is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
