I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
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Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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