put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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