I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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