Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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