why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize