I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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