Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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