you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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