Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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