Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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