remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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