Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Even my vagina gasped.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
