Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
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