I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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