Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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