dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
We are two peas in an std pod
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
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So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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