you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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