Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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