so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
The adults are the big ones right?
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