Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
i believe in u and ur pee
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
