My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
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I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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