If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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