why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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