People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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