I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
