I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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