I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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