using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
