Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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