he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Randomize
