Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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