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I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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