I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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