You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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