They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
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Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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