is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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