And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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