i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
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Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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