i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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