The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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