Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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