hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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