Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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