I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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