I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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