Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
